Comments on: Minigames Will Never Be Art, Rapture’s Theatre Critic Declares

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By: RED Spy

RED Spy — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 01:46:11 +0000

Oh please, fat man!
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By: Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper — Mon, 17 May 2010 21:58:27 +0000

Mini games? No, they’ll never be art.

Dead people on the other hand? Yes. Totally and absolutely yes!

By: Chernobyl

Chernobyl — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 07:37:08 +0000

Taking the piss out of Ebert. Good job, sir. Somebody had to say it.

By: Andrew Ryan

Andrew Ryan — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 11:26:51 +0000

IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE ART OF HIS GAME?

By: 9-Volt

9-Volt — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:50:32 +0000

At least minigames don’t bleed when you beat them, as opposed to your “art”, Mister Cohen.

By: Tommy Topside

Tommy Topside — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 10:47:46 +0000

I met with Mr. Cohen the other day. He had invited me over to his theater for what he described as “A bit of performance art, spiced up with audience participation, written especially for you.”

When I got there, he asked me to stand on stage, and then I was violently assaulted on all sides by splicers. However, their attacks seemed to be carefully choreographed to the classic music playing in the background. Beethoven or Mozart or something like that. Blood was EVERYWHERE.

When I was finished, I was slightly out of breath and leaning on one of the spears holding up one of the many corpses I had attached to the walls with my spear gun. Mr. Cohen gave me a standing ovation and casually strolled on-stage. He then handed me a damp towel and a plasmid he had evidently ordered specially for me.

I really don’t understand all this fancy art stuff. Seems to me like just a bunch of gratuitous violence. But at least I got a fancy new power out of it.

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Man — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 01:46:17 +0000

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