Comments on: $200 Million Nanosuit Used Primarily to Throw Turtle Around http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/ Movies, TV, Internet, Video Games, and E-Books Wed, 13 Jun 2012 03:39:33 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: Michael Bloomberg http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/#comment-5234 Wed, 21 Apr 2010 06:23:56 +0000 http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=62#comment-5234 I can see the news now: “Aliens level New York! Supposed supersoldier savior distracted by pet box turtle. Owner of offending animal says, “I like turtles.” More at eleven.

We are truly, horribly doomed.

]]> By: Major Laurence Barnes http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/#comment-5233 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:32:14 +0000 http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=62#comment-5233 Yeah right now he just caused a intergalactic invasion ONLY THE US CAN DO THAT!

]]> By: Spooks http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/#comment-5232 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 00:42:35 +0000 http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=62#comment-5232 What CAN you expect from the U.S. military? Those so-called protectors of freedom are nothing more than glorified stooges, I say! Parading with their big explosions and expensive equipment as if there was an invisible camera filming their exploits behind their backs; that’s all an attempt to hide their utter incompetence.

What if, say, some unexpected horror befell our nation? Something impossible, like, I don’t know, robotic aliens invading New York City for example! I know, I know, just giving an example here. What is the military going to do then, eh? Next thing we know, our lives will be depending on our Nomad redneck friend here. What is he, going to grab the threat by the neck and punch it repeatedly until it dies?

Just intolerable.

]]> By: Major Laurence Barnes http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/#comment-5231 Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:42:02 +0000 http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=62#comment-5231 Aztec has been stuck for about 16 hours by now he better get his arse out of that tree

]]> By: Sergeant Michael Sykes http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/#comment-5230 Sun, 18 Apr 2010 13:26:42 +0000 http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=62#comment-5230 Seriously, he throws a few turtles around and gets put into the news? Whilst Nomad was messing around in the jungle I was busy cleaning up his mess behind the scenes.

What about his callsign…”NOMAD”

Mine is motherfucking PSYCHO.

]]> By: tubbles http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/#comment-5229 Sun, 18 Apr 2010 11:45:16 +0000 http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=62#comment-5229 the voice is not British O.o

]]> By: Tommy Topside http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/#comment-5228 Sun, 18 Apr 2010 06:33:07 +0000 http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=62#comment-5228 Just goes to show that a fancy 21st century techno-suit isn’t as good as a good old fashioned 20th century diving suit, at least when it comes to hanging out with sharks.

]]> By: Jordan http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/#comment-5227 Sun, 18 Apr 2010 06:00:07 +0000 http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=62#comment-5227 This is what our taxpayer dollars are used for? This is a disgrace! There should be a flame thrower attached to the suit to make this turtle genocide easier.

]]> By: Commander Shepard http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/#comment-5226 Sat, 17 Apr 2010 22:48:14 +0000 http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=62#comment-5226 Do they take orders?

]]> By: Adam Grey http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/local/200-million-dollar-nanosuit-used-primarily-to-throw-turtles-around/#comment-5225 Sat, 17 Apr 2010 10:40:28 +0000 http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=62#comment-5225 Wouldn’a happened in my time I tell ya’. Hell, back in my time, you weren’t even allowed to take your hands off your gun!

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