Comments on: Keep Government Hands Off Our Swarms of Personal Attack Bees

By: Screen Cuisine » We Are So Close To Rapture I Can Almost Taste The Bees

Screen Cuisine » We Are So Close To Rapture I Can Almost Taste The Bees — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:01:33 +0000

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By: SHODAN

SHODAN — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 04:41:51 +0000

Insects.

By: Dr. Spencer Johnson

Dr. Spencer Johnson — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:15:50 +0000

WHO MOVED MY BEES?!?

By: Recording by Plasmid Researcher

Recording by Plasmid Researcher — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 05:07:28 +0000

Plasmid Researcher:
Sadly, Telekenisis plasmid cannot catch bees. Problelm not with plasmid, problelm with reaction time. Hmm, just had idea for new plasmid. Wait, Ryan? No, I would never harm your bees. Wait! Oh god, help! Spare me! No, I wont do it! No plasmid will defeat your bees. Wait, no! No! Arghhhhh… (gurgle)

Andrew Ryan:
Only a parasite would ever hinder a man’s right to have unbeatable personal attack bees. And this parasite has died like the rest of them.

By: Banjo

Banjo — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 21:38:48 +0000

Hul hul hul hul hul hul hul.

By: ?????? gameqy.com » Blog Archive » This Week In Video Game Criticism: Pastoral Anticipatory Personal Attack Bees

Fri, 28 May 2010 08:03:32 +0000

[…] Observer’ keeps hitting all the right notes, this time parodying right-wing gun advocates in “Keep Government Hands Off Our Swarms of Personal Attack Bees” as a missive from Andrew Ryan. “Is man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? To the fruits of […]

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 28 May 2010 07:59:48 +0000

By: The Heavy

The Heavy — Sun, 23 May 2010 19:50:57 +0000

Some people think they can outsmart me.

Maybe… Maybe.

I’ve yet to meet one who can outsmart bee.

By: Fry

Fry — Fri, 21 May 2010 06:15:42 +0000

@Leela

Wake up!