Comments on: Panau President Claims Sudden Climate Change Not Man-Made

By: Pipeline Jerk

Pipeline Jerk — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:28:02 +0000

What’s this about the environment?

The biggest problem here is that these explosions are destroying our pipelines, making it prohibitively expensive to transport fuel now.

By: Dr. Von Wharmer

Dr. Von Wharmer — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 10:40:38 +0000

Recent figures put the amount of carbon dioxide put in the air, by secret operatives and other explosive wielding protagonist over that of air traffic, cars, power-plants and agriculture combined.

If only the world governments would do something about the apparent trigger happiness and destruction loving of it’s plausibly deniable employees we would be cutting our carbon footprint in half.

It’s time for us to stand up for a green way of keeping our world save from evil geniuses and dictators.

By: Jefferson Plum

Jefferson Plum — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 14:56:28 +0000

Why the climate change? Just ’cause.

By: Jordan

Jordan — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 05:53:42 +0000

All hail our glorious President! Baby Panay is leading Panau to a brighter future!

By: Tommy Topside

Tommy Topside — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 05:24:28 +0000

It could be worse. At least in Panau you don’t need a diving suit just to get from the spa to the train station when some ditzy broad breaks a window.

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:10:36 +0000

Awesome, why hasn’t someone done this already?

By: Davie

Davie — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 05:55:28 +0000

Greenpeace will be none too happy to hear about this…

Then again, the last representative to meet with the president about his oil-drilling policies was found rather spread about on the street in the capital, wasn’t he?

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 22:21:41 +0000

This is all a lie I say. I am sure our great President had this all scheduled. Last summer was too soft anyway, not a great time to get a tan. All glory to Panau!