Comments on: After 30 Years, World War II Shows No Sign of Ending

By: BLU Soldier

BLU Soldier — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 01:44:16 +0000

You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
Oh, and that Heavy is a spy.

By: Simo Hayha

Simo Hayha — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 00:15:39 +0000

You think it’s bad for you guys? I’m constantly being called a cheater or a camper, even by my own side. I can’t go five minutes without being overwhelmed with profanity.

And then everything usually goes blank, I’m just no longer in the world and there’s a voice in my head telling me I’ve been “kicked.” Sometimes I float there in nothingness for minutes, sometimes hours or even days before I’m able to do anything again. If you think the pain of dying and respawning is bad, you should spend days trapped in limbo.

By: Alexei Ivanovich Voronin

Alexei Ivanovich Voronin — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 09:17:25 +0000

World War 2 was thee most horrendous event of my life. Not because of the senseless killings, constant respawns and deaths, no, it’s just that… oh, dear… it’s just that when the war started… all of my beloved comrades stopped speaking Russian.
I know, it’s crazy but when I was assaulting Stalingrad, I listened in disbelief to our supply officer who gave the encouragement speech in Enlish. Not only that, it was that horrible, magled, accented kind of English, comrades.
I guess that is why all the soldiers just ran towards the fire like a dim flock of sheep – they just didn’t get their orders. I tried to opproach one of our soldiers who was clearly doing something important – but the bastard didn’t speak Russian as well.
The main motivation for me conquering Berlin was to bring my language back. I did it, I helped put the flag up, but the War never did end.

By: Frank West

Frank West — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 15:54:26 +0000

You think never ending nazis is tough? Try infinite zombies!

By: Captain Price

Captain Price — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 21:48:53 +0000

I’m fine with the whole world war 2 thing. What really grinds my gears is when my soldiers stay in one spot shooting at the endless hordes of nazis, when they should be moving up. I mean, just look at MacGreggor over there. Sitting on that MG, not accomplishing anything because the nazi’s have infinite respawns. Bloody hell.

By: Frank Rock

Frank Rock — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:19:21 +0000

Welcome to my world.

Now, when Brass tells Easy to jump?

Sir yes sir and how high, don’t get me wrong. Hell, they point us at the Germans with sharp sticks, we get to stabbing.

Took out a couple Panzer divisions that way.

But it has been going on forever, costing Easy good men every day. I’m pretty sure Ice Cream Soldier has died about, oh, twenty times, by himself.

And one of the new guys, Figures or Numbers or Specs or some nickname that wasn’t being used, started crunching numbers. It turns out I’ve killed the entire Nazi party by myself.

Five times over.

And you know what? I’m still fighting. So are you all going to go bellyaching or do you remember there’s a WAR going on?

By: Hans Landa

Hans Landa — Mon, 17 May 2010 21:55:59 +0000

You see, the problem is that not all Germans are as cultured as I am. Wait, I’m not even “German”. I hail from the Austrian Alps. Nevertheless my point remains. Surely the Führer had good reasons calling me from my Alps into France to deal with, let’s say, the rats of our societies.

But I have to admit, yes, it does get a bit boring on the long run. On the other hand, there’s nothing a fresh glass of milk and a good smoke can’t heal.

Now excuse me, I have to deal with this annoying starlet and her Italian friends. So much work, so little time.

By: Lt. Jimmy Patterson

Lt. Jimmy Patterson — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:49:11 +0000

Don’t tell me about how long this war has gone. Thousands, shear thousands of operations I’ve been on. Here’s the thing though: every time the OSS sends me on a secret mission it’s me up against what equates to a large mansion of Nazis.

So I don’t successfully blow up a mustard gas factory and they have to send in that sissy Lt. Powell, maybe if they sent in some soldiers besides just me maybe I’d be more successful. Hell maybe the war would be over by now if I had some men with me on these covert assignments to destroy the German war machine.

I stole a goddamn secret jet plane, flew it right off the German’s runway and you’re telling me I don’t deserve some extra help by now!

By: Tpain

Tpain — Sat, 08 May 2010 08:23:31 +0000

WWII is probably one of the most romanticized and dramatized wars in the world history of mankind.. The only other war I can think that has such a rich narrative history as it is the Trojan War. It’s no coincidence it shows up in our arts and entertainment constantly.

By: bunny

bunny — Sat, 08 May 2010 02:44:48 +0000

Well count me out. Far too many Americans in WWII! I would prefer to fight ad die in a war that has English, ANZACS, India Corps, Fijians, not to mention the hundred or so other countries that seem to be completely absent from the action in WWII.

If only Hitler knew just how many American soldiers there were when he declared war against USA in 1939, he would have reconsidered.