Comments on: Aliens Invade Los Angeles, Mexico, and Los Angeles http://www.screencuisine.net/screencuisine/movies/aliens-invade-los-angeles-mexico-and-los-angeles/ Movies, TV, Internet, Video Games, and E-Books Tue, 12 Jun 2012 06:05:39 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 By: Skippy http://www.screencuisine.net/screencuisine/movies/aliens-invade-los-angeles-mexico-and-los-angeles/#comment-3310 Fri, 08 Apr 2011 06:26:21 +0000 http://www.screencuisine.net/?p=620#comment-3310 Did the Battle: Los Angeles aliens never watch Independence Day!? I mean, come on! They could’ve learned a thing or two.

]]> By: David Jonlan http://www.screencuisine.net/screencuisine/movies/aliens-invade-los-angeles-mexico-and-los-angeles/#comment-3306 Thu, 07 Apr 2011 21:23:53 +0000 http://www.screencuisine.net/?p=620#comment-3306 I can confirm Hollywood has this one right for the most part.

Been serving off and on keeping God’s green safe from alphas, and the checklist applies.

1) They spend a good tenth of the time stealing cows. We go out, gung ho, fighting and dying and bring the UFO back home and it turns out the damn thing was only stealing Bessie. If that ain’t stupid…

2) Confirmed. They dump a load of troopers into a city, house to house fighting, every few months. Mostly, this is as stupid as it sounds.

When they dump the snakes, though? Not a fan of that. Turns out that dropping a Xenomorph on speed into a city? Works out well.

3) Do you count nukes? Because that’s about the only way to drop a UFO right now, and those are not cheap. Seen some of the green ones shrug off rocket launchers. Eggheads say they might have a commander somewhere, but they ain’t sending it down to get shot at.

But still, probably a single leader. Another point for Hollywood. Seriously, it’s eerie.

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