1) It’s kind of funny that in the Batman universe, someone looking at Bruce Wayne and figuring out that he was Batman qualifies as a plot hole, while in the real world, that’s something we would all immediately do. I mean, who the hell else could Batman be, besides Bruce Wayne, the guy who is rich enough to be Batman and whose timeline coincides perfectly with Batman’s comings and goings?

2) Yeah, you’d think Batman might have, say, pulled the knife out before sitting quietly for her entire backstory.

3) I didn’t have a problem with Bruce Wayne getting back to Gotham, really. If we know anything about the uber-wealthy, they have secret bank accounts everywhere and they’re never really, truly broke.

Some other stand out incongruous parts –

1) Robin/Gordon Levitt Cop figuring out Bruce Wayne was Batman due to the look in Bruce’s Eye when he visited his orphanage. I mean, that’s a pretty tangential thing, seeing that someone else is also an angry orphan but then deducing that this must mean they’re Batman. But then his brief glimpse of someone’s eyeball a decade ago is apparently strong enough grounds to drive straight up to a billionaire’s house after his boss is shot and confront Bruce with his suspicions. And Bruce figures, hey, this is a fair cop, I can’t really deny this to what is effectively a complete stranger.

2) How long Evil Lady held that knife in Batman’s side for. There was a good 5 minutes of exposition/gloating with Bruce just stood there, stabbed. Maybe he just digs that sort of thing from chicks.

3) After finding out what makes you really good at jumping is jumping good, Bruce manages to travel from Pit, India to Gotham City, America. I’m quite jealous of his ability to globe trot on what is zero dollars and a broken back.

What you mention here reminds me of this though, which is amusing if you haven’t seen it already Chris – http://www.jest.com/article/185011/dark-knight-rises-newspaper-headlines