Comments on: Lady Business: Terrible show ideas http://www.screencuisine.net/screencuisine/television/lady-business-terrible-show-ideas/ Movies, TV, Internet, Video Games, and E-Books Tue, 12 Jun 2012 06:05:31 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 By: Nonomu198 http://www.screencuisine.net/screencuisine/television/lady-business-terrible-show-ideas/#comment-3696 Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:36:21 +0000 http://www.screencuisine.net/?p=890#comment-3696 I was inspired. Shitty Chameleon sounds fun.

“Service Men”: A show about a gas station. In true shitth History channel fashion. It details the work of the guys working there, just filming with very sparse writing and directing. Reoccurring theme: fart jokes. This is where 100% of the writing and directing efforts go.

“Joke Busters”: A bit like Myth Busters, only they bust jokes. Why did the chicken cross the street? How would a rabbi and a priest actually behave when coupled on a real life plane? Once an episode, the team summons their blond apprentice for the (obviously episodic) blond joke segment. There’s a counter to see how many blond jokes are real and how many are fake, with a summary at the end of every season.

I still haven’t decided whether she should realistically pass every joke test, fail a lot in funny ways, or just flat out replicate said jokes. Hilarity ensues either way.

“Snow Fight Front Federation aka SFFF”: Three matches a week every season (that’s a sports season, but a series season too in this case I suppose). Thirty minutes, two teams, one judge and zero tolerance for yellow snow. Cheer for your favorite team! Enjoy the drama of a good snow covered snow being thrown! “He’s just faking it, you silly judge! This red stuff is just ketchup.”

“The Brand New Adventures of Mangod!”: Mangod is a famed superhero, loved by everyone. Or at least that’s what he hoped to become after being bitten by a radioactive god. But alas, nobody recognizes his achievements! All those ships that hadn’t sunk, all those lives not lost to disease, all those men not turned into super villains. It is all thanks for his hard work, using his powers which work at mysterious ways. The nonrecognition upsets him greatly. He tries to prove his magnificence to his friends and family. “Look! It says so right in the front of this newspaper! ‘Hundreds die from plane crashing on road, one child miraculously survives’. Miraculously! Why do they not credit me? This must be the work of Satanman!”.

At the cliffhanger of season two, Godman loses faith in himself (maybe Satanman got him?), but in season 3 he regains his faith upon finding solid evidence of his work, and forms the Pantheon, a prestigious league of justice consisting of deity-heroes such as himself, Ramen (pronounced like ramen) and Mosesboy. It might develop further than that at later seasons, but in the beginning the just meet every week and brag about how they contributed to the common good in the previous week.

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By: Connor http://www.screencuisine.net/screencuisine/television/lady-business-terrible-show-ideas/#comment-3694 Wed, 21 Sep 2011 03:04:14 +0000 http://www.screencuisine.net/?p=890#comment-3694 “Shitty Chameleon” actually sounds like a great show.

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By: Georgia http://www.screencuisine.net/screencuisine/television/lady-business-terrible-show-ideas/#comment-3693 Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:34:54 +0000 http://www.screencuisine.net/?p=890#comment-3693 I see us in some of these shows; especially “Normalcy.” The excitement and suspense of Trash Day actually happened here. How about one called “Retirement!” It’s like Normalcy except these real people don’t go to work. And, besides the cat needing his shots, the dog receives a squeak toy for Christmas. Hilarity results.

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By: Gryphon http://www.screencuisine.net/screencuisine/television/lady-business-terrible-show-ideas/#comment-3692 Fri, 16 Sep 2011 23:43:17 +0000 http://www.screencuisine.net/?p=890#comment-3692 I actually imagine that “Shitty Chameleon” could make a decent show if written well. Something like “The Riches”, but changing every season. I’d watch, for sure.

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By: Nancy L. http://www.screencuisine.net/screencuisine/television/lady-business-terrible-show-ideas/#comment-3691 Fri, 16 Sep 2011 22:22:14 +0000 http://www.screencuisine.net/?p=890#comment-3691 I like the one called Normalcy! I sometimes try to imagine that I am in a television show at work to make my job more interesting, you know, like Grey’s Anatomy. Only problem is there are no hot doctors and nothing exciting or dangerous happens so it sort of defeats the purpose.

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