{"id":2432,"date":"2013-10-22T11:12:14","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T19:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/?p=2432"},"modified":"2013-10-22T12:08:50","modified_gmt":"2013-10-22T20:08:50","slug":"a-dream-i-had-featuring-actor-dj-qualls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/misc\/a-dream-i-had-featuring-actor-dj-qualls\/","title":{"rendered":"A Dream I Had Featuring Actor DJ Qualls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/dj.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2433\" alt=\"dj\" src=\"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/dj.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/dj.jpg 700w, http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/dj-300x126.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know it&#8217;s annoying when people want to tell you about their dreams, but this dream I had recently was very short and it caused me to abruptly wake up laughing.<\/p>\n<p>In my dream, our veterinarian told me one of our cats was sick. In my dream, I also had the magic power from the book\/movie The Green Mile, where a guy could suck the illness out of people, by sort of inhaling it from their lungs (the illness looked like a cloud of insects). So, I inhaled the sickness out of my cat&#8217;s mouth and into my own lungs.<\/p>\n<p>Then I was walking around holding my breath, looking for somewhere to safely exhale the sickness. Actor DJ Qualls (pictured above) was standing nearby. I went over to him and exhaled my cat&#8217;s sickness into DJ Qualls&#8217; mouth.<\/p>\n<p>In my dream, we then JUMP CUT to DJ Qualls sitting in his doctor&#8217;s office.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor says to DJ Qualls: &#8220;You have cat herpes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Fin.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The reason I dreamed our cat was sick was probably because I&#8217;ve had to take both our cats to the vet a couple times recently (they&#8217;re both fine).<\/li>\n<li>The reason DJ Qualls was in my dream, I think, is that I recently watched a couple old episodes of Breaking Bad, and he was in one.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know why The Green Mile was in my dream: I have not thought about the book or movie in years.<\/li>\n<li>I do not know if jump cuts are common in my dreams. I can&#8217;t recall another instance of one. It was used to excellent comic effect, however.<\/li>\n<li>I do not know if &#8220;cat herpes&#8221; is a real thing.<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t imagine how many tests poor DJ Qualls was subjected to before it was determined he had cat herpes. It&#8217;s probably not the first thing doctors look for in sick human patients.<\/li>\n<li>Kudos to the dream doctor&#8217;s delivery of his one line. It was completely deadpan.<\/li>\n<li>My deepest apologies to actor <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/DJ_Qualls\">DJ Qualls<\/a> for his unwitting involvement. I think he is a fine actor and I wish him only the best of success and continued good health.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.movpins.com\/dHQxNTIwNDk2\/circle-of-eight-%282009%29\/still-2583334400\">Image credit: moviepins.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s annoying when people want to tell you about their dreams, but this dream I had recently was very short and it caused me to abruptly wake up laughing. In my dream, our veterinarian told me one of our cats was sick. In my dream, I also had the magic power from the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2433,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[691],"tags":[1359],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}