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Jokes, in order of obscurity:

When Half-Life was re-released in Source, we were sort of expecting... something more, I guess. What we got was basically the same game with nicer looking water effects and ragdoll physics. We're all still crossing our fingers that these guys will deliver on an entirely reimagined HL in Source.

I hate when people talk to me when I'm in the restroom. A guy shouldn't talk to another guy while one or both are holding their units, you know? It's just weird. I had one boss who tried talking to me while he was taking a dump.

As for the long-jump module reference, in case you don't know, there's only a single one in the game, so Frohman screwed up the order in the opposite fashion he normally does. Now that I've explained this, feel free to burst out laughing!

Created with Half-Life 2 by Valve Software, using Garry's Mod.
Assembled with Photoshop 6.0. Most fonts by Blambot
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