Some more good old fashioned Meg Ryan hating from American Dad (they were playing that game show Pyramid whatever):

Uh, okay. I was once America’s sweetheart.
Uh, I ruined my marriage for a quick fling.
Uh, Oh, “Please, Tom Hanks, I’m begging you do another movie with me?”
Things Meg Ryan would say? *ding*

My mom recently saw that ION was going to play Tango and Cash and expressed her interest in watching it (she hasn’t seen it before). Unfortunately, she missed all the showings and was a bit crestfallen, so I acquired it for her using special tricks. However, I noticed there was nudity in the version I acquired that would have been removed from the ION version. I then attempted to find out how one could obtain edited-for-tv versions of movies, but ended up having to edit the file myself for my mother’s viewing. Why I felt the need to edit a movie for my mother to watch is another matter.

I vote for Kristians.

Avatar. Woo boy! I got to the point where the guy says “You mean, you’ve never heard of the floating mountains of Pandora?” and I left the room.

I was forced to see the ending at my friend’s parents house around Christmas. It ended pretty much like I thought it would and I saved about 2 hours of my life.

(Which I probably turned around and wasted on Bachelor Party.)

A chick flicks you may not hate (going off of the basis that I don’t hate them) would perhaps recommend sassy teen comedy Bring It On. A little dated now, but oddly cute and hilarious.

…but you were at the wedding and know that our special effects budget was too limited to have Chris marry himself and make it look that real!

Gotta agree on Casablanca being great.

Nazi fighting, wisecracks, drinking, smoking, all the high notes of old cinema.

(P.S. Hi Kris!)

NEVER!