Comments on: The Cloned Cavemen of Future Brooklyn: The Movie

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 21:51:47 +0000

It’s weird how on Gamefaqs, the PS3 and Xbox versions are still called Merchants of Brooklyn. Perhaps PC gamers possess a quality that motivates them to suggest such changes on Gamefaqs while leaving the console users in ignorance, waiting for a game called something when there will never be a game called that. Also, this was very amusing.

By: Nonomu198

Nonomu198 — Tue, 31 May 2011 22:43:04 +0000

Hehe, I remember the rap. This classic has proven to survive the test of time. And of being re-read for the fourth time.

The President of Brooklyn should be played by Morgan Freeman, just sayin’.

By: Post 500, by Tom Francis

Post 500, by Tom Francis — Sat, 28 May 2011 17:02:36 +0000

[…] Livingston. It is awesome to have him back on the blogonets, and some of his amazing old stuff like his Merchants of Brooklyn screenplay is finally back […]

By: Dagda

Dagda — Wed, 18 May 2011 18:15:03 +0000

I actually wrote lyrics for that horribly shitty rap soundtrack, back in the day. Is it sad that I can repeat them from memory?

Cavemen, MOTHERF***ERS!
(Listen up to my sound)
We livin’ here in BROOKLYN
(Take a good look around)
We gotta build SKY BRIDGES
(Yeah, all over this town)
You better hold ON TIGHT
(Cause shit’s about to go down)
Woo!

In the vats at BIT’s where we was born and raised
When they said to build those bridges we was hardly fazed
Neolithic engineering, just one flaw in their plan
Shoulda known they couldn’t handle this much real caveman

My man Jake’s a PIT FIGHTER
(I’m a killer, ain’t no lie)
Arm lost by to CHAINSWAW
(Shoulda seen the other GUY)
So they made him CYBORG
(Didn’t really tell me why)
Shit turns into DIFFERENT WEAPONS
(Hundred ways to make’em die)

So they say the city’s sinking but we work all the while
Days spent building, nights spent fighting, true neanderthal style
Tudor Courtiers in my grill, man- taking tea breaks? Bitch, please
Spend my time in the museum, hanging with the OCs

By: RichBillionaire

RichBillionaire — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 21:37:14 +0000

How much money do I have to pay to make this real.

By: nine

nine — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 12:49:13 +0000

This is probably the greatest screenplay I’ve ever read.

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 20:32:24 +0000

In reply to Belinda. I cannot agree more.

By: Heinzy

Heinzy — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 19:21:23 +0000

In reply to webrunner. Don't forget the inevitable threequel, Cloned Cavemen Of Future Brooklyn 2: Cloned Cavemen of Future Brooklyn Go To Hollywood 2: Escape from L.A

By: webrunner

webrunner — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 14:44:14 +0000

I can’t wait until the sequel, Cloned Cavemen Of Future Brooklyn 2: Cloned Cavemen of Future Brooklyn Go To Hollywood.

By: Belinda

Belinda — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 14:31:46 +0000

What a classic. It just gets funnier every time I read it.