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Man. I hate when games make you stand your ground. Fleeing, I'm good with. Charging, no problem. Hiding? Count me in. But when a game is, like, "Defend this position until help arrives!" you just know it's gonna be rough.

Been playing some Call of Duty 2 lately, and they even give you a nice countdown clock showing you how long you have until reinforcements arrive. Thanks! As the time ticks down and I panic more and more (mainly at the thought of failing at the last second and having to go through it again), it's nice to have a giant ticking clock reminding me of how close I'll get before I blow it.

No clocks in HL2, but you do get to watch the cart ever-so-slowly grind its way over to you between frantically scraping fast zombies off the pipes with your shotgun. Seriously, Grigori, you couldn't have had the cart ready? Dickweed.

Created with Half-Life 2 by Valve Software, using Garry's Mod.
Assembled with Photoshop 6.0. Most fonts by Blambot
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