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I think Judith here is my least favorite human to pose. First, her hands are friggin gigantic and her long fingers completely splayed, so I have to avoid showing them almost entirely, lest everyone be diverted from the drawn-out, rambling humor of the strip and instead transfixed by her giant scary disturbing meathooks. Plus, she has an incandescent white sweater that is whiter than everything else in the game, so it's hard to have anyone standing near her or they appear dim and dull in contrast. Finally, she's kinda ugly. Don't get me wrong -- when you play the game, she is quite the hotness, but I just can never get her facial expressions quite right to capture that same sort of older-womany (described in some circles as MILFy) hotnessisity.

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