Key:  A = applet, S = Shockwave, F=Flash, N= Noise, Bold = My Favorites

12-09-02

Poulaga Challenge - An online flash game that lets you throw a chicken at strangers. (F, N)
Tha Shizzolator - Webtoy that lets you see the net through Snoop Dogg's eyes.
Optical Illusions - Your favorite optical illusions (and then some!) in Flash form.  (F, N)

12-02-02

Hangman - Fill in the blanks, throw fish at a nun.  Just like old times. (F, N)
404 Page - A 404 page without a gag!  Amazing.  It does, however have a nifty breakout game.  (F)
Name that Beard - And I'm not talking about Nicole Kidman.  Match the beard to the name.  Fun song included at no extra charge.  (F, N)

11-26-02

Hit the Fan - A fun Flash game where you make the shit hit the fan... lots of bonuses, too! (F, N)
Conversion Kings - Kick a goal!  Kick another!  Kick more! Surprisingly addictive. (F, N)
Donkey Kong Jr. - Old-timey arcade goodness.  (A, N)

11-20-02

Evil clown generator - Make a really evil clown or dial up one at random.  Scary!
Make your own Bush Speech - Build a GWB speech using sound clips. (N)
Puzzlecube - Impressive use of Flash in this cube game.  Lots of neat extras! (F, N)

10-16-02

Swron - Just like the motorcycle scene in Tron. (S, N)
Crab Volleyball - Just like slime volleyball. (F, N)
Yard Invaders - A charming, Space Invaders-type game. (S, N)

9-16-02

Hold the Button - Even dead people can play!  All you have to do is hold the button.
Reflex Game - Test your reflexes.  If you want.
Curling - Calling all Canadians!  Calling them and asking them how in the hell this can be a real sport! (A)

9-9-02

Pongling - It' a clever cross between breakout and bowling.  Very creative.  (S, N)
The Mini-Mizer - See how you would look as a Lego!

8-14-02

Emu Lander - Can you land the nigh-flightless emu on the landing pad?  (That was a rhetorical question;  I don't really care if you can or not.) (F, N)
Soap Bubble - Do you possess the skill to guide the fragile bubble through the dangerous mine?  (Again, I have no interest in knowing whether or not you can.) (F, N)
Marbles - A collapse-like game, but slightly different.  How high a score can you get?  (I really don't give a shit.) (A)

7-29-02

Snowcraft - Lets you experience the gruesome conflict of a snowball fight. (F, N)
Heptathlon - Lets you experience the gruesome conflict of a heptathlon. (F, N)
Breeder - Lets you experience the gruesome conflict of bunnies fucking while being bombarded by meteorites.  Really!  (F, N)

7-22-02

Mini-Putt 2 - Sequel to the first Mini-putt game. (F, N)
Dancing Walrus - A weird activity from Homestarrunner. (F, N)
Poke the Bunny - Just keep pokin' him! (F, N)

7-8-02

Battleships - Like the classic game, only online. (F, N)
TextTwist - It um... twists text?
Create Your Own Terror Warning - It does what you think it does.

6-10-02

Create-A-Fart - It's a fart generator with a lot of different options. You can even e-mail your fart to a friend! (N)
Way of the Stick - Kick some ass a stick man!  Pretty neat! (F, N)
South Park Studio - Make yourself over, South Park style!

6-3-02

Bauns - A Collapse-esque game by the charming minds being orisinal.com. (F, N)
Mini-Golf - You can even play against a friend online! (F, N)
Ass-o-tron - You can put ass on any page on the internet with this webtoy.  Hey, don't ask me.

5-29-02

Shite Price - How much, in company money, is your poop worth?  Find out here! 
Guimp - A very tiny website.  The tiniest?
Hexxagon - Chinese Checkers meets Othello.  A lot of fun. (F, N)

5-20-02

Russian Roulette - Cool & morbid! (F, N)
Roadies - Get those damn roadies out the door safely!  Frustrating but fun. (F, N)
4 Rooms of Kharon - Long, weird, Myst-like game. (F, N)

5-13-02
Collapse - Addictive! Be careful!  The downloadable version has bonus screens and smoother gameplay. (S, N)
The Pump - Like those dancing games, only you use your keyboard. Do not dance ON your keyboard. (F, N)
Tilt Mazes - 'Member those wooden games where you'd roll the steel ball into the hole?  Like that.  (A)

5-6-02

Dfilm - Make your own cartoons.  (F, N)

Insaniquarium - Oy, with the addiction.  Buy fish and feed them.  (F, N)

Tourette's Generator - Web toy makes websites into obscene and insane exclamations!  (S, N)

4-29-02

All Look Same? - Tough test that will make you feel like a racist.

Mini Putt - Mini golf!  Uncomplicated but lots of fun. (F, N)

Incriminati - Hide the stash (and lots of other things) before the folks get home.  (F, N)

4-15-02

Flash Puzzles - Neat jigsaw puzzles. (F)

What's New Pussycat? - A memory game with kittens and blaring music. (F, N)

4-8-02

Brad the Game - Weird, disturbing text adventure.

Castlemouse - Neat puzzle game! (S, N)

Work Nickname Generator - What's your name at work?

4-1-02

Bunny Love Cursor - Cute flash bunny thinks your cursor is a carrot. (F)

Cursor Love Bunny - Outline the rabbit or else. (F, N)

3-25-02

Spaced Penguin - A really fun, highly replayable game.  Get the penguin to his spaceship.  (S, N)

Looplabs - Make some techno trance music.  Fun stuff. (F, N)

Flashcan - Create some bizarre e-cards.

3-18-02

Text-based Pong - Just what it sounds like.

Pi-Search - Are you a part of Pi?  Um, yeah.

3-11-02

Bush Aerobics - Feel the burn, George! Make the prez get in shape. (F,N)

The Simulator - Live a day that's probably too much like your own. (A)

Online Etch-A-Sketch - Needs no explanation.  (A)

3-4-02

Industrious Clock - Very cool and creative online clock. (F)

Freaky Dreams - Interpret your dreams with this webtoy.

Quiztaker - Spinn created three "What kind of _____ are you?" quizzes that are taking the internet by storm.

1-14-02 - 2-3-02

Big Money - A popcap game involving cash, baby, cash!  (A, N)

Engrish - Fun Japanese products where they didn't get the English quite right.

Guess the Beer Label - Well, uh, guess the beer label.

Pedestrian Killer - Run over people!  A lot! (F, N)

Virtual Model - Make a model of yourself and dress it up with clothes from online stores. (F)

12-10-01

Reflections - Great, challenging game involving mirrors. Addictive. (F)

12-6-01

Horrible Affliction Test - Find out what kind of disease you are with this quiz.

Spank the Monkey - With a paddle, no less.  (F, N)

11-5-01

Boink Mail - Have embarrassing packages sent to co-workers you hate.

Worm - Simple yet challenging game involving a flying worm. (A)

Habbo Hotel - Graphical chat rooms.  Pretty neat! (F, N)

10-29-01

Post-It Note Theater - Very creative movies made on Post-It Notes.

The Truth is Up There - Mellow game involving UFOs. (F, N)

Chicken Wings - Throw umbrellas to falling chicks.  Baby chickens, I mean, not girls. (F, N)

 

10-15-01

Mahjongg - Classic game done online.

Fling the Cow - Chuck them bovines like you always wanted to.  (F, N)

10-8-01

Whoohoo - Neat dialogue translator.

Guess The Name - Very clever webtoy that's tough to stump.

 

10-1-01

Tiny Games - Very tiny downloadable games.

 

9-24-01

Korean Ass-Shooter - Weird game, man.  (F, N)

Gimp Chimp - Profane, weird game, man.  (F, N)

9-4-01

3-D Pong - Cool ping pong game. (S, N)

Invisibles - Creative movie quiz.  With the actors erased, can you tell which movie it is?

Slime Volleyball - This is fun.  Play a slimeball.  (A)

8-28-01

Hare & Hounds - Neat puzzle game!

Acronym Generator - Put in some letters and find out what they stand for.

Cheese Messenger - Will write whatever you want in E-Z Cheez.  It was only a matter of time.

8-21-01

Death Clock - How much time do you have left?  Find out and watch your life tick away.

Human For Sale - What is your cash value?  You'll need to enter a valid e-mail address to find out.

8-13-01

Atomica - Mix and match molecules.  (A, N)

Jesus Dress-Up - Good old fashioned blasphemous fun.

8-7-01

Q-Puzzle - A puzzle game I don't even understand.  

Theses - A maze game I understand, but ain't that good at.  It's a lot of fun, though! (A, N)

8-3-01

Find Your Spot - Where should you be living?

Acme License Maker - Make your very own license plates.

Available Temping Man - A movie involving a temp super hero.  Cool! (F, N)

7-23-01

Strip Creator - Create comic strips!

Snowman Maker - Create snowmen!

Soda Creator - Create soda!  Wait, no.  This is a really neat game where you can build and animate these geometric thingy-do's... well, just try it. (A)

7-17-01

Mouse-Clicking Championship - Click!  Click, you worthless bastards!

In Passing - Great site consisting of snippets of overheard conversations.  Get eavesdropping!

7-9-01

Poke Alex In The Eye - Several different levels of eye-poking fun. (A, S, N)

Coolsig - Comes up with cool e-mail sigs, bound to amaze your friends until they are sick of them.

6-26-01

Map-A-Blast - Find out how your town will stand up to a nuclear strike.

Time-Wasting Calculator - Find out how much a smoke-break costs your company.

6-18-01

Kick-Ups - Fun!  Bounce the ball as many times as you can before it hits the ground. (F, N)

Talk to the King - Ask Elvis a question or two with this webtoy.

Dogs Playing Poker - The painting come to life.  Play poker against a bunch of dogs, and don't be afraid to bluff. (S, N).

6-11-01

Snake - Snake eats apples and gets longer.  A classic. (A, N)

Hi-Q - That peg-jumping game you used to play in Pizza Hut. 

6-4-01

Ask the Head of Bob - Got a question?  The smoking head of Bob can answer it.

How Bored Are You? - The more bored you are, the better you'll do.

Mix-N-Match Faces - Like it says.  (F, N)

5-29-01

Sticky Baby - Is it annoying or hilarious?  You decide. (F, N)

Stare at the Dot - Just do it!

 

5-15-01

Dialectizer - Read your favorite websites in redneck, jive, and Swedish Chef dialects.

Breakout - It's breakout, and you can turn off the sound if you're at work. (A, N)

Fresh Diversion - Cool stuff with a thing and shit!  And stuff!  Yeah! (F, N)

5-7-01

Lileks Writing Archive - Great humor writing.

The Ferrett's Domain - Humor writing that is great.

David Sedaris Archive - It's great.  It's humor.  It's writing.

4-23-01

Air Hockey - Just like the real thing! (S, N)

Stress Relief Aquarium - Torture a goldfish, it's good for stress relief. (F, N)

Choose Your Own Damn Adventure - Several text adventures all from that big bald brunching guy.

4-2-01
Home Run Rally - Swing your bat just like Mike Piazza, only less gay. (S, N)
Othello - It's Othello.  I can't think of anything else to say about it. (A)
Rubik's Cube - Like the Cube?  Sure, we all do! (A)

3-26-01

Dancing Paul - The Webby-award winning site.  It's fun! (F, N)

Stare Down Sally - Old fashioned staring contest.  Don't blink!

Anagram Generator - It generates anagrams.  You probably could have guessed.

3-19-01

Solitaire - If it ain't on your computer at work, you can play it online here. (A)

Minesweeper - Same with da sweeper.

FreeCell - FreeCell, too.

3-12-01

Furious George - Take a monkey on a nation-wide crime spree.  Great game. (F)

Roshambo Rampage - Rock, Paper, Scissors by e-mail!  From brunching.

Alchemy - Mix & Match stuff. (A, N)

 

3-6-01

Crossword - A selection of crossword puzzles. (A)

Bejeweled - A little gem-matching game that may take over your life. (S, N)

Magnetic Poetry - No need to bring make the fridge suffer, create magnetic poems online.