That can be my next tweet! is a site that will predict what your (or anyone’s) next twitter entry will be. Here are some of my results:

“I’ve done zero journalism, just the class not finished and other obstacles, climbed ropes…”
“Cut The Death! will be entirely new. Games thing has been playing Cut The Dwarf.”
“TWICE. Huh. I could tell me, and endless yelling, for more old copy of it for Sam Worthington, who will!”
“Okay, think Minecraft update is very slow, but slow-motion thug-kicking.”
“Anyone played it here: My FC2 buddy had set the works for geriatric kobalds.”
“Finally ran into learning something about nothing but you can shoot up your pocket is getting prettier!”
“There’s a huge cavern complex and his head fell off.”
“FNV: Sort of people’s heads to feel left out. Don’t Tell Mom The Dwarf. I’ll have 45 cents.”
“A Connecticut Yankee In A BABY’S ROOM, MASON! WHAT DID THE CANDLESTICK! AND COLONEL MUSTARD IS THE STUDY.”

Definitely sounds like my work.