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Man.  Three channels and not so much as a peep from anyone.  I started getting desperate.  I even forgot to change my name before entering the next channel.

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*** Now talking in #really_bad_advice

 

<notmydesk> Hey there!

<notmydesk> Nope, I don't need any bad advice... I've already chosen temping as a career! HA HA HA HA

<notmydesk> Seriously, though, I'm going to kill myself if someone doesn't talk to me. TALK TO ME NOW DAMMIT DO IT NOW

<syz> die pls

<beffy> kill yourself

<SloHandz> smell my butt

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Well, at least I knew my computer was working.  I left them and moved on with renewed enthusiasm, and finally got into a conversation.  Just a warning, there are some very dirty words ahead.

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*** Now talking in #100%bigdicks

*** Topic is: Welcome to #100%bigdicks; 18+ ONLY, state age/sex upon entry, no cumdrinking or cumthirsty channels, no MSG/DCC without permission, no kiddie, incest, animal, etc... AND GOD BLESS THE USA!

<HungTemp> Hello there!  God Bless America and oversized genitals!

<Space-Monkey> HungTemp...sex/age plz?

<HungTemp> Male/29

<HungTemp> And I'm hung.

<HungTemp> And I'm a temp.

<HungTemp> I'm a hung temp.

*** mikalya has joined #100%bigdicks

<Space-Monkey> mikalya...sex/age plz?

<mikalya> sex..yes... age..41

* mikalya is female

<HungTemp> Anyone need some hot, hung, temporary lovin'? Or want to discuss impression management and dependent vulnerability among members of the contingent workforce?

<HungTemp> Because I can do both. Probably simultaneously.

<mikalya> hmmmmm

<HungTemp> mikalya! How do you feel about extremely large penises?

<HungTemp> And do temps turn you on at all?

<mikalya> well personally this girl thinks if you truly had an extremely large penis you would not be here advertising it....

<HungTemp> Good point.  Why would I come to #100%bigdicks if I had a big dick?  It's absurd.  Anyway, how about temps?  Do they get you hot?

<mikalya> this girl actually prefers someone who is gainfully empployed

<HungTemp> Huh.

<HungTemp> Well. I'm 0 for 2.

<mikalya> maybe you need to try a different line hehehehehe

<HungTemp> Do you work with temps at your job?

<mikalya> dont think so

<HungTemp> You don't find something appealing about a guy you've never met before showing up at your job?  And he'll only be there a few days?  And then you'll never see him again?  You don't find that mysterious and alluring?

<mikalya> nope..not at all

<HungTemp> Well, you're not alone.

<HungTemp> I assure you, you're not alone.

<mikalya> so he comes for a coupld days, mysterious and alluring chasing all the skirts

<HungTemp> No! Hell no!  He's there to take naps and steal office supplies.

<HungTemp> Of course, he might chase a few skirts, sure.  If they're of an acceptable length under the current dress-code guidelines.

<HungTemp> What sort of job do you have?

<mikalya> I am a claims adjuster

<HungTemp> Mmmm... lots of paperwork, I bet.  Paperwork gets me hot.

<mikalya> paperless environment

<HungTemp> Damn!

*** mikalya has left #100%bigdicks

<HungTemp> Guess she had a meeting.  Shame, I think I was gonna score.

<HungTemp> Anyone else want to talk to a hot, steamy temp?

<Space-Monkey> doubtful

<HungTemp> wow. tough room.