21, 2002 - Temp Chat 6! Lots of Boobs!
main problem with my little chat sessions is that I have to visit about 40
different chat channels before I find anyone who will talk to me.
I took a different approach today. I went chatting as a female.
figure, hey, the internet is jam-packed with horny guys, so they'll be
willing to listen to my asinine rambling about temping, in hopes of
getting pictures of my breasts somewhere down the line.
how much I know. I was completely wrong. They wanted pictures
of my breasts RIGHT AWAY. What's more, they'd even insult me, then
ask for pictures of my breasts. Nay, not just ask... they'd expect
pictures of my breasts!
really, really, really have no idea how you women deal with
it. God bless you. God bless you all. Especially you stacked
ha, just kidding! Anyway,
for today's session, I named myself 'tempgrrrl', checked my make-up, and
hit the chat rooms running!
see how it went!
- *** Now talking in #startrek
- <tempgrrrl> Hi there ;)
- <Kahless> tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'
- <tempgrrrl> Yes, thank you!
- <tempgrrrl> I have a star trek related
- <tempgrrrl> since I don't know the show
- <Bateau> ok
- <tempgrrrl> Well, I'm a temp, first of
- <tempgrrrl> And, someone made a comment
that temps were like the red-shirted guys on star trek
- <Bateau> hahaha
- <Bateau> yes
- <tempgrrrl> Does anyone know what that
- <Bateau> whenever they went to a planet
and someone got killed it was always a red shirted ensign extra who
wasn't a proper character
- <tempgrrrl> Ah... I see
- <`Starrider> the ones with the red shirt
- <Bateau> so they're thought of as cannon
- <tempgrrrl> So, it's a fitting comparison
to temps, then? In your opinion?
- <Bateau> I guess
- <Bateau> you guys will get killed off
first instead of more important ppl
- <tempgrrrl> I see
- <tempgrrrl> temps = not important person
- <Bateau> damn straight
- <tempgrrrl> Well, that's just plain rude!
- <Bateau> boo hoo
- <Bateau> temps are unimportant in the
context of companies
- <Bateau> got a pic?
[Okay. I just have to jump in here and
say: DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU? Boo hoo. You
suck. Gimme a pic. Amazing!]
- <tempgrrrl> Temps make up the backbone of
the workforce at a lot of companies
- <tempgrrrl> Especially these days
- <tempgrrrl> How can you say they're not
- <Bateau> cause they're not important
- <tempgrrrl> If anything, we're MORE
important, because we save the company money. They don't have to pay
- <Bateau> but it's no biggy if you kill a
few off to save the captain
- <Bateau> don't be such a square
- <tempgrrrl> But a middle-management type,
like Scotty, is important
- <Bateau> yes
- <tempgrrrl> Like, you couldn't replace
him with some other Scots git who would yell that he didn't have enough
power and the ship couldn't take it
- <tempgrrrl> Scotty is like every
drama queen office manager who complains about how hard his job is to
mask the fact that he's not really doing anything.
- <tempgrrrl> Meanwhile, the temps in the
engine room are doing all the REAL work
- <tempgrrrl> I think I've made my point
- Session Close: Sun Jan 20 21:25:14 2002
I've left the channel, but Mr. Charming sends me a message.
- <Bateau> hey
- <Bateau> got a pic?
- <tempgrrrl> first admit that temps rule
- <tempgrrrl> and that we're valuable
- <Bateau> you're not as valuable as other
- <tempgrrrl> of course we are
- <Bateau> get over it
- <Bateau> and get a real job
- <tempgrrrl> well, no pix for you, then,
- <Bateau> you're fuckign rude =(
- <tempgrrrl> you're rude! you're putting
down my entire profession
- <tempgrrrl> and then asking for pictures!
- <Bateau> it's not a profession
- <tempgrrrl> I've been making a living as
a temp for 5 years now
- <tempgrrrl> I think it's a profession
- <Bateau> about time you got a proper job
- <tempgrrrl> what do you do?
- <Bateau> I study
- <tempgrrrl> oh, that must pay well
- <Bateau> it will when I bother getting a
- <Bateau> stupid
- <Bateau> see
- <Bateau> if you study you can get a good
- <Bateau> which is why you have a bad job
- <Bateau> cause you're dense
- <tempgrrrl> you're a dork who will never
know the touch of a woman
- <tempgrrrl> not even a fake woman
- <tempgrrrl> not even a guy
pretending to be a woman.
Okay. Let's recap. He's dissed my
profession, said I'm unimportant, dense, and stupid. And I
tipped him off to the fact that I'm not a woman. Everyone got
- <Bateau> don't be so mean
- <Bateau> now give me your pic so I may
judge the size oof your breastts woman!!!!!!!!!
- <tempgrrrl> sorry, i'm talking to a nicer
guy right now
- <tempgrrrl> One who can spell
A few minutes go by. Then:
- <Bateau> you obviously have none
- <Bateau> and are therefor unworthy of my
- <tempgrrrl> then stop sending me
- <Bateau> YOU FIRST
Can you believe that jerk? Men are pigs. Maybe I need to talk
to some women, huh?
- *** Now talking in #centralcafe
- <tempgrrrl> hi there
- <Erin10> hey
- <tempgrrrl> how is everyone tonight?
- <Erin10> fine thanks u?
- <tempgrrrl> ok... not looking forward to
working tomorrow :(
- <tempgrrrl> (I'm a temp, by the
- <Erin10> that sucks
- <tempgrrrl> temping sucks?
- <Erin10> yeah I dont like being a temp
- <tempgrrrl> are you a temp too?
- <Erin10> I have been
- <Erin10> I hated it
- <tempgrrrl> it can be pretty tough!
- <Erin10> cuz my boss was an asshole
- <tempgrrrl> what did he do?
- <Erin10> sexual harrassment
- <tempgrrrl> that's horrible! sorry
to hear it.
- <Erin10> yeah
- <Erin10> I hated him
- <Erin10> hehe
- <tempgrrrl> men are such jerks. it's
always breasts breasts breasts with them
- <Erin10> he was fat and old, and yucky
- <tempgrrrl> my current boss is always
staring at my chest
- <Erin10> punch him for me
- <tempgrrrl> and he makes sly, insinuating
- <tempgrrrl> like "Please let
your naked breasts."
- <tempgrrrl> what a jerk, huh?
- <Erin10> he actually asks to see ur breats?
- <tempgrrrl> well, he also buys me skimpy
bras, and tells me to put them on
- <tempgrrrl> he's weird
- <Erin10> are u serious?!
- <tempgrrrl> yeah, but what can I do?
- <Erin10> why dont u quit? file a suit?
- <Erin10> u should file a harrassment
- <tempgrrrl> think so?
- <tempgrrrl> I don't really have any
evidence. Except all the e-mails he sends me, with the subject line: 'I love
- <tempgrrrl> maybe that would be
- <Jim007> Well, that's admissable
- <Jim007> That's good evidence
- <tempgrrrl> I have to flash him to even
get my parking validated... that stinks!
- <Erin10> seriously temp?
- <Erin10> why do u put up with it?
- <tempgrrrl> i went to a lawyer
once. He kept trying to look down my top.
- <tempgrrrl> men are all alike!
oink! am I right?
- <uberpimp> men are not all alike, and i
*REALLY* hate when people say that.
- <tempgrrrl> sorry, uberpimp. I'm
sure you're much different.
- <tempgrrrl> especially with a name like
After some more of
this, a few of them amazingly got wise to me and figured I was making it all up, so I
left. Shortly thereafter, I got a message from Erin10, asking if I
was serious, and I assured her I wasn't, and even apologized for
disrupting their channel. A few minutes pass, and then I get another
message from her:
- <Erin10> got a pic?
I'm not kidding. A few minutes later, she
asked again. Then, she started following me around
to the other channels I was visiting! All of them! Not only
was she disrupting my annoying disruptions, she was getting real pushy:
- *** Now talking in #repressed
- <tempgrrrl> hi there
- <Scooter_> Hello
- <Rock_Goddess> hi
- <tempgrrrl> hi!
- <tempgrrrl> is anyone else here a temp?
- <Hamster_Of_Death> a what?
- <tempgrrrl> oh, dear.
- *** Erin10 has joined #repressed
- <tempgrrrl> I think I have a
- <Erin10> haha
- <Erin10> a net stalker?
- <tempgrrrl> she follows me everywhere
- <Erin10> haha
- <tempgrrrl> i'm a little worried
- * Daleth always dreamed of having a stalker
- <tempgrrrl> you can have mine
- <Erin10> have your what?
- <tempgrrrl> have my stalker
- <Erin10> whos your stalker temp?
- <tempgrrrl> i think you know
- <Erin10> you do huh?
- <tempgrrrl> yes
- <Erin10> who do u think it is?
See? It was getting creepy. I asked
her to stop following me, but finally, I had to change my nickname to 'tempgurl'
to lose her.
Sheesh. Women! I think I'll go back
to talking to guys.
- *** Now talking in #hacked
- <tempgurl> hi!
- <twistedps> take newd pictures of
- <tempgurl> you first
- <nightbreed420> its the only way you
- <tempgurl> who says I need help?
- <nightbreed420> who cares
- <twistedps> take nude pictures
- <nightbreed420> we still want that pic
- <tempgurl> well, you're not going to
get any pics like that
- <twistedps> bye bye then
- <nightbreed420> lol
- <twistedps> its nude or nothing
- <tempgurl> besides, there's this thing
called the INTERNET. it's been in a few papers. all the nude pix
your dead, glassy eyes can stand, I hear.
- <twistedps> nope
- <twistedps> doesnt work
- <tempgurl> it's a great option for guys
who have never been to first base with a woman. you might want to
check it out
- <twistedps> i think the only way we can
solve this problem is by you taking nude pictures and displaying
them for us
- <twistedps> now take the pictures
- <twistedps> ill give you 3 min
- <tempgurl> i don't need that much time.
- Session Close: Sun Jan 20 22:31:27 2002
Men and women! Can't live with them, can't get them to
stop asking for nude pictures.
- *** Now talking in #bonkerz
- <tempgurl> hi, bonkerz!
- <b[a]be> hiya tempgurl
- <tempgurl> say, anyone else a temp in
- <b[a]be> what kinda temp?
- <tempgurl> an office temp
- <tempgurl> what other kinds of temps are
- <b[a]be> temp everything
- <Spottydog> temphorny :)
- <DanielVer9> i claim temp insanity
- <tempgurl> temporary insanity... hey, I
- <tempgurl> I think that will be my new
- <DanielVer9> NO!
- <DanielVer9> thats mine
- <tempgurl> maybe I'll start an
mirthful, off-the-wall website or something
- <DanielVer9> i will claim temporary
insanity but i am full time
- <tempgurl> well, I think I should get the
saying, since I'm an actual temp
- <tempgurl> I'll mention you on my
website, though. I promise.
- <tempgurl> what do you do?
- <DanielVer9> part time security guard
- <tempgurl> what do you guard?
- <DanielVer9> an arena
- <tempgurl> ever had to shoot someone?
- <DanielVer9> we dont get guns
- <tempgurl> you don't have a big gun?
- <DanielVer9> i didnt say that
- <Spottydog> lol tempgurl
- <tempgurl> how about handcuffs?
- <DanielVer9> none
- <tempgurl> that's too bad
- <tempgurl> do you... you know... frisk
- <DanielVer9> no
- <tempgurl> sigh
- <tempgurl> no gun, no handcuffs, no
frisking... that's a real shame
- * Spottydog thinks DanielVer9 should take his
gun frisk tempgurl and handcuff her and have some fun :)
- <tempgurl> pervert
- Session Close: Sun Jan 20 22:44:48 2002
people can turn the most innocent inquiries into some sort of sexual
thing. Makes me sick!
I was tired of being kicked around! Tired of being treated so
poorly! Time for me to dish out some lumps. I am a fake woman,
hear me roar!
see... who can I pick on for a bit...
- *** Now talking in #poetry
- <tempgurl> hello :)
- <|337_35p3r4nT0_k330> hi.
- <tempgurl> is everyone here a poet?
- <sb-> not I.
- * Dallan hugs tempgurl and throws her abound, he reaches to the moon
and maketh no sound
- <tempgurl> Dallan isn't a poet either,
- <Dallan> welcome my girl to the land of the free, where lovers
are lovers and poets may be
- <tempgurl> what in the good hell are you talking about?
- <Dallan> Hush now my dear dont say a word, the leafs are upon us
and you smell like a turd
- <tempgurl> Your name is Dallan, it starts with a D, I've never
met someone as annoying as thee
- <Dallan> the snow is falling, the wind have a fit, my rectum is
tight, i must take a shit
- <tempgurl> your rhyming stinks, your meter is whack, don't quit
your day job, you malodorous hack
- <Dallan> oh tempgurl :-/
- * Dallan hugs tempgurl
- <tempgurl> and stop hugging me, pervert
- <Dallan> See sweety the thing about poetry is you cant really
judge it. my rhyming is irrelevant
- <tempgurl> it certainly is.
and you know, i'm not having problems judging it at all. sweety.
- <Dallan> my poetry is a lot deeper than you think
- <tempgurl> is it.
- <Dallan> he pushes inside me, i hum like a bee, "dad are you
done? get off of me"
- <tempgurl> yes, that is deep.
forgive my earlier skepticism
- <tempgurl> i think the only people who insist that poetry cannot
be judged are lousy poets
- <Dallan> i grabbed
tempgurl's breasts and squeezed them tight "your gonna have fun with
me, when i kill you tonight"
- <tempgurl> Dallan the poet, his humor is fading, i suspect he
spends all his time masturbating
- <|337_35p3r4nT0_k330> his rhymes you do rival, tempgurl with a
flare, but don't pick a fight or you'd better beware!
- <tempgurl> he's the one talking about grabbing my breasts and
- <|337_35p3r4nT0_k330> your point, it is taken, but i'm guilty of
far worse; if you're asking me, that's par for the course
- <tempgurl> course doesn't really rhyme with worse
- <tempgurl> but I'll let it go
- <Dallan> thought it may be, tempgurl want to kill me with spike,
i sense a kind of anger that means, she is probably a dyke
- <tempgurl> So you're one of
*those* guys, who always will say, "If a girl doesn't like me,
well, she's gotta be gay."
- <tempgurl> And now I shall leave
you, though I've been quite the pest, you should pay a visit to
- <tempgurl> (.com)
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