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Continue reading →Minigames Will Never Be Art, Rapture’s Theatre Critic Declares
Sander Cohen, resident playwright, sculptor, poet, and theatre critic in the undersea city of Rapture, has definitively determined that minigames are not art, nor will they ever be.
Continue reading →Beatles Fans Shocked, Disappointed By Poor Beatles Performance
“I was expecting The Beatles, but this sounded more like a disorganized, possibly drunk bunch of amateurs, trying to play the same one song over and over, stopping in the middle, and then starting over again,” said Cavern Club patron.
Continue reading →Sim’s Huge, Spacious Home Detrimentally Huge, Spacious
Sim Citizen Stiles McGraw, after saving for years to afford his huge, cavernous dream home, was dismayed to discover that his new house is so vast and spacious that it’s destroying his lifestyle.
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