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Businessman Beginning to Regret Opening Hotel in Limbo

Lack of guests may be result of horror, death

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Seminar On Improving Doorway Navigation Skills Delayed By Doorway

Attendees walk in place, exchange pleasantries for long hours

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Minigames Will Never Be Art, Rapture’s Theatre Critic Declares

Sander Cohen, resident playwright, sculptor, poet, and theatre critic in the undersea city of Rapture, has definitively determined that minigames are not art, nor will they ever be.

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Beatles Fans Shocked, Disappointed By Poor Beatles Performance

“I was expecting The Beatles, but this sounded more like a disorganized, possibly drunk bunch of amateurs, trying to play the same one song over and over, stopping in the middle, and then starting over again,” said Cavern Club patron.

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Sim’s Huge, Spacious Home Detrimentally Huge, Spacious

Sim Citizen Stiles McGraw, after saving for years to afford his huge, cavernous dream home, was dismayed to discover that his new house is so vast and spacious that it’s destroying his lifestyle.

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